If that’s the worst thing I ever wrote I wouldn’t consider myself to have any problems, indeed. Even Dump’s lapdog the NI couldn’t come up with anything truly wretched.

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

Riiiiight....? Shouldn’t THIS be the lede? We all know that Trump is corrosively jealous of Bezos’s money, and that he has always used the National Enquirer to kill and/or spread the stories he wants, so-- where’s the mystery?

Yeah as soon as I saw “National Enquirer” I suspected petty politicking at play.

Re: Bezos:

Please dont harsh on Nicole Kidman dreaming about the life she could have had. Remember she'll never have the pleasure of having all of her children together under one roof

It’s interesting when viewed from a Trump/WaPo perspective that the Enquirer suddenly has text messages from Bezos to his mistress.

Very fair. I didn’t mean to imply that he deserves redemption, rather that this was no way to get it.

Because he doesn’t think he’s REALLY done anything that wrong and thinks it is unfair he can’t perform

Would much rather learn more on how she worked her way up from waitress to CEO than another will he or won’t he comeback on Louis CK.

Thank you, Wende.

This makes me tear up a bit, so beautiful! 

Is it the color range- that whole black with red thing? Because I think with a softer palette, this would look less like a Halloween Party City Catalog costume... It would still be awful, but perhaps with softer colors, it might look less like something Elvira would wear.

(But generally I think this is a cool concept, esp. for a travel-friendly wrinkle-free jersey)

I recapped this season of Dallas on another site and my lord, let me tell you - the world is sleeping on this part of the franchise.

I have a multi-way dress that I bought from a company I saw advertised on this here Jezebel site called Encircled. It’s nothing like this. It’s got eight different configurations. A couple of dress configurations, a few top/cardigan configurations, and a simple infinity scarf. I brought in on a three week vacation and…

This is such a great take and a huge problem unique to the Housewives, especially the ones who try to shill fashion products. Ramona did this kind of thing ALL THE TIME on early seasons of RHONY. She had the same exact scoop-neck satin cocktail cocktail dress, just in 13 different shades of pastel, and would mix and…

This is absurd and ridiculous—and I love every minute of it. This season was brilliant.

This was my thought. Would’t the idea behind this be for the type of person who does a lot of dressy events they could have a different look for different events... but - 1) each “look” is basically the same and 2) most of the time you run in the same circles so it would sort of defeat the purpose because everyone…

So the whole Thing about an LBD is that it’s a scam on everybody, right? Like, you look like a million bucks, but it’s just a dress you got for $12 on clearance that you can put in the washer and dryer and it’s easy to wear. It’s supposed to be easy, but look like a lot of effort, not the other way around. As such, I…