Although you only need to see his photo to know he’s Stephen King’s son. 

Or Bronny James.  This is going to be ugly.  He’s nowhere near pro caliber and his dad is going to get him utterly humiliated.

Or you could be like Joe Hill and not use your famous parent’s name professionally.

Okay, unlike Montana, I accept Georgia as a counter-example.

Can’t believe I missed that one, since I’ve known girls named Georgia, but the only time I’ve encountered Montana as a name is in strip clubs. And Slaughterhouse Five.

Mind blown... but there’s only one Montana.

Isn’t it weird that the state names that are also girl’s names are all the ones that have two of them? Think about it: Carolina, Virginia, Dakota.

“Survey THIS quantity!”

M don’t think so, Dino...

Stone classic.

I firmly believe Tatiana Maslany is the only reason the original show was worth watching, the plot was too contrived and convoluted and the show overstayed its welcome. The only reason I watched Echoes was because the casting made it sound like, “What if Orphan Black but with Krysten Ritter?” And while that sounds…

I mean, given the stupidly binary nature of Rotten Tomatoes, I think that tracks.

Probably found out she didn’t actually agree with him about the blacks and the Jews.

I think he was someone who New York real estate people knew was a total promoter; attached his name to as many expensive properties as possible using other peoples’ money and/or licensing agreements but wasn’t actually accomplished in any measurable way other than notoriety.

I can’t be alone in having a neutral opinion on Trump before he ran for office. I didn’t know about his dad or his own slum lord origins, or the ad he took out against the Central Park 5. He was just the dude with the “You’re fired!” catchphrase to me (and I was vaguely aware he’d been married several times).

And they all say, "Sir, thank you"

Yep, she was in line right behind the big huge manly men who weep giant manly tears because Trump saved America.

It basically means they’ve decided to tolerate it until pushed to the point they can’t anymore. Grab the cash while you can (because clearly there’s a market), then throw him overboard for whoever’s next.

Obviously, this is bad behavior. But the AV Club should do more to put it in context.

It’s her ancestor.