No, the AV Club has its priorities straight. The most important topics in entertainment are: (1) Shane Gillis, (2) Bowen Yang, (3) end of list.

How the hell am I out of the greys here?

Blade? More like Belayed

I got this one: Actors are emotionally vulnerable and the ones who do the most press by far - so rather than turn them off of doing an interview somewhere down the road, it costs bloggers nothing to shit on the grubby, non-clickworthy writers and directors instead.

It’s interesting how internet reviews so seldom EVER pan an actor’s performance these days. Even in a bad movie, they are always shining. Nobody ever has trouble saying a writer or director stunk the place up.

Gateways to Geekery and Primer also need to make a comeback.

Can they give Tom Breihan another column on anything he damn wants?

We’ve been kicking that idea around so... probably. Almost definitely.

I thought Random Rules (the one where interviewees talked about the first five songs that come up on shuffle for them) was a fun little peek into someone’s taste, but they abandoned that loooong ago and it could be difficult to do now with most people using streaming services rather than an iPod.

The good news is no one will be in gray jail. But G/O still owns all the user info, so everyone will need to create a new log in with their old user name.

One hopes that “migrate off Kinja” will include moving to a platform that isn’t a pile of radioactive garbage.

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RUN THE SERIES

Yes, but believing in Will Smith for pragmatic reasons (rather than having actual faith in Will Smith) is disingenuous and morally suspect - and he will see through that and you will not receive his blessings of Willness. True Willenism is not a matter of rational choice and must come in the absence of evidence — else…

Aw, too bad for Lesne Grolat.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: KATIE RIFE HAS RETURNED. Who says all good things must come to an end?

You arrogant ass! You’ve killed us!

... uh... yeah, it definitely was! That’s what I’ll go with! Definitely not a typo!

Okay so you want to head north for a while. Once you pass the third moose you want to take a left at the ice hockey ring.  Then another left at the next ice hockey ring. Then a right at the next ice hockey ring.  If you pass the Tim Hortons you went to far