dinoironbody7
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dinoironbody7

Eh, I don’t buy it.

I think there’s plenty of 90s nostalgia—you’ve never heard millennials wax rhapsodic about how great it was to be “90s Kids”? To the extent that 90s nostalgia is underrepresented in the pop culture* I think it’s because so much 90s media is still readily available (and massively popular) on streaming. Not much point

I thought Hughes was Vice Barsanti. Schimkowitz is, like, Deputy Assistant Barsanti at best.

Wing Commander was released in 1999, which is essential for people who want to see every film with both David Warner and Jürgen Prochnow.

I didn’t think Mystery Men could’ve possibly come out 25 years ago, but sure enough...

There’s some room to play with “final.” It may be the last film that is a “Quentin Tarantino movie” from start to finish. I don’t think for-hire directing gigs would be totally off the table for him. One of the big studios would back a Brinks truck up big enough for QT to make a tentpole movie.

I hope lasagna is on the menu at The Last Supper.

And if you want to advertise something as your “final” film just pull a Miyazaki and just do it anyways and then make another few movies 

The 10 films thing could possibly be related to how Beethoven wrote 10 symphonies (not completing the 10th), so some artists think they should only make 9 or 10 “great works” in homage to Beethoven or something.

Maybe it’s just boat captains?

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Prophet."

“thank you, sir”

Does Rob Schneider appear in this in any way?

The Toronto Raptors tried the same thing in 1996 with Michael Jordan, except they had to settle for the old couple from the “It’s Patrick! He took out life insurance” commercial.

Didn’t work out.

Added funny because Fred Schneider has been openly gay forever, to my understanding.

In fairness " Elle King" also has a lot more swagger than "Elle Schneider." Wasn't she also estranged from her father? 

He was somehow the worst part of Judge Dredd.

For about a year after "David" was exposed Sony even had a movie in development about their own scandal. No idea if Rob would have been in it.

My favorite part about The Animal has nothing to do with the movie.
That movie exposed Sony for creating a fake film critic to provide positive poster quotes for shit films.

The name they used was “David Mann” because I’m sure “Hugh Mann” would’ve been too obvious.

The most talented thing to ever come from Rob Schneider is Elle King. And while she’s not Taylor Swift, I have enjoyed the songs I’ve heard.