Thats the thing about the Coachella demographic, You’ve got to remember that these are just simple influencers. These are people of Social Media . The common clay of the new Internet ... You know... morons.

That chicken couldnt have crossed the road, it’s entirely too slow and it would have been run over.

I know for certain that that is a lie. Lie la-lie lie lie la-lie.

I checked with the judge from Legally Blonde and she said she'd allow it.

She’s BENDing over backwards for AI AND should SNAP back to reality.

That reminds me of the time I was working as a crew member on another Bill Paxton movie, Twister. Everyone ended up tripping balls because the lobster chowder was spiked with angel dus- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

I love KD as much as the next guy, but . . . does she? She’s not exactly an acting powerhouse. I’d say her skillset is perfectly suited to a broad sitcom with Tim Allen.

“When Matt’s estranged daughter (Dennings) and her teenage kids move into his house, the real restoration begins.””

Glad everyone’s having fun with this. 

So

“If the line is not flat, you must retract!”

Better than Emerson.

Nailed it.

Actually my favorite flex is someone saying offhandedly they went to school “in Boston,” which is barely-veiled code for Harvard. So they can both let you know they went to Harvard and be so tactful as to avoid remarking explicitly upon your inferiority.

Not sure I buy Michael Douglas as a young turtle, but I’ll give it a chance.

Love how all of the AVC Commentary Club (who is as terminally online as you can get) has no idea who any of these people are.

Have you ever seen the movie Capricorn One?

Jonathan: Dude, if you don’t make Oppenheimer, I’m going to kick your fucking ass.

 Isla rarely gets to use her “native” accent in films (though she gets to be Aussie in Wolf Like Me). Kind of like how very few people have ever heard Melanie Lynskey’s Kiwi accent outside of interviews. Hell, I didn’t even realise that Rose McIver is a Kiwi too - never seen an interview with her but watched her in…

What a lovely day in the AVClub when we can get both Isla Fisher AND Amy Adams stories.