Don’t be so quick to call it a bomb; industry analysts are predicting Argylle will bring in $193.5 million on Saturday.

That and, “You’re attacking me!” No, I’m just disagreeing. I actually had someone last week who got mad at me because I kept responding to her responses to me. She actually said, “You just keep going on and on” about my one response for her every one response. As if she wasn’t responding to me but I kept going. Um, OK.

There are probably more people that got killed while playing Pokemon GO.

It feels like an incredible self-own to me. Like, you’re own sense of self and intelligence is so fragile that another person giving their opinion will just overwhelm your ability to think for yourself.

New idea for a franchise: every movie has a new action hero in a different life-or-death scenario, but it’s always Argyle waiting for him in the limo.

This. Winning an Oscar isn’t the best thing. Sometimes it can be the worst thing. Driving Miss Daisy will go down through the years, as the film that won the year Do the Right Thing wasn’t even nominated. Same with How Green Was My Valley winning over Citizen Kane (though HGWMV is a beautiful film in its own right).

“You’re not the boss of me!!” Is the only principle left in conservatism. 

“Shut up and dribble.”

You’re asking the readers of AV Club if they remember a show that starred the gorgeous Carla Gugino?

it’s gonna be father guido sarducci and the kids will eat it up

Depends on how hard you jizz.

Jizz doesn’t count.

If that’s true, then why don’t I have an R rating?

She’s also quite good in the recent Suspiria. (Which far too many horror hounds got stupid about.)

Might as well get Chevy. Do the wolverines sketch as the opener, and when he comes out to say “Live from New York” subvert it somehow. Try to do something funny. I know it’s a tall order. They’ll probably get the Donald Trump guy to interrupt or something. Have all the sketches be callbacks that cleverly riff on…

I think ideally, you’d want someone who (a) was a cast member; (b) early in the show; (c) had a successful career that is in some way attributable to SNL; and (d) went on to have a successful career so that he or she is still famous enough to host SNL now.

For Michael O’Donoghue? Thomas Lennon or gtfo.

It’s “Aykroyd.” AV Club reads like a junior high newspaper the last few years.

Yes. I was disappointed when it was cancelled. I wanted to see where they would go with the alien invasion.

Right. And even before that, we knew Timberlake hadn’t done anything Jackson wasn’t expecting at the performance itself, and Timberlake wasn’t the one criticizing Jackson.  He was only ever very tangentially connected to any blame for what happened.