Clooney at his head-tiltiest!

For those who don’t get this, Walters interviewed Katherine Hepburn in 1981 and asked her what kind of tree she’d like to be, following a comment by Hepburn in which she compared herself to a tree. She answer was an oak. The question was widely mocked. For people growing up in the 80s, this was not a deep cut, it was…

Would that qualify as a “deep cut”...?

The first sign that you might have an Ana de Armas allergy is swelling ... in certain parts of your body.

“He’s got an offer they can’t refuse... a WACKY offer! The Sopranos, this fall on HBO! Don’t you dare fuggedaboutit!”

I think if the corporate drones making these movies watched Walk Hard, the lesson would be “here’s a clever parody that made 10% as much as the dull thing it’s parodying.”

And you may find yourself / Living in the dull Southwest

And I could see Strong going the same way, turning up as the wily older lady in some sitcom in the 2050s

cheri oteri was my crush

If they ever do a David Byrne biopic, Cillian Murphy is right there.

Nasim Pedrad

Rolling Stone did an article some years ago ranking every SNL cast member, with an era-appropriate B&W headshot for each one. It was revelatory. Everybody looked fucking hot. People I never thought of as attractive when I was a teenager suddenly looked unfathomably beautiful. Even John Lovitz looked like he could get…

Ego Nwodim

It’s a tie between all the women in Les Juenes De Paris.

Most beautiful eyes for sure.

If they do, don’t start blubbering over it.

And this comes after being so tired - positively exhausted, even - of all the winning during the Trump presidency.

Help me someone I’m drowning in all this free speech.

Toys in jail