Rolling Stone did an article some years ago ranking every SNL cast member, with an era-appropriate B&W headshot for each one. It was revelatory. Everybody looked fucking hot. People I never thought of as attractive when I was a teenager suddenly looked unfathomably beautiful. Even John Lovitz looked like he could get…

Ego Nwodim

It’s a tie between all the women in Les Juenes De Paris.

Most beautiful eyes for sure.

Maya Rudolph.

If they do, don’t start blubbering over it.

Up there.

And this comes after being so tired - positively exhausted, even - of all the winning during the Trump presidency.

I’m pretty sure they’ve used that same joke when someone else left. I know for sure that Conan used that joke on his 10 year special. Mr. T came out with a 7 gold chain, Conan says he’s been on the air for 10 years and Mr. T says, “I know that, but you were only good for 7.”

Help me someone I’m drowning in all this free speech.

She’s definitely in the conversation

She’s just so damned lovely. She’s been my biggest crush on the show since Jan Hooks.

Jane Curtin.

“Do you remember the early 2000s?”

Toys in jail

They’re hot balls of gas is space. Learn a book.

Because artists don’t want to run businesses, they just want to make art.

I thought you were kidding, but not, this is for reals. Love it.

Another exception would be Kevin Feige, who was just another up and coming studio suit until someone noticed he liked superheroes so they figured they might as well let him run the superhero dept.