Got me there.

Not for nothing, conservatives also reportedly enjoyed The Colbert Report. I’ve always taken that with factoid with a huge grain of salt, but it’s not like we don’t have clear evidence that there are millions of conservatives out there who just genuinely don’t understand most media.

I’ve been reading it. I’m about halfway through. And I would say that a lot of these articles are working hard to make it out like he’s a dick. Truth is, most of it is written in a funny/sarcastic manner (and a lot of that is self-deprecating) so it’s not really that he’s a dick so much as he makes jokes that are…

I did. It was a page-turner for sure. What bothered me wasn’t his poor choices, or occasionally blaming others for his struggles, or his self-pity. I sympathize with what he’s been through and all of that is understandable. But he repeatedly idealizes having a wife and children and claims he’s finally ready. (He’ll…

It requires a 2/3 majority of Velmas.

It means that when he was growing up nobody liked him.

In their eyes it’s always someone else’s fault, even if they’re the ones self-referencing somehow. I dunno, I can’t even begin to fathom how the Conservative mind works (or doesn’t).

I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

So we should get ready for President Ivanka or Trump Jr for the 2036 elections.

Yes, it’s weird. But children/grandchildren of failed dictators getting political power is a thing for some reason. The former (elected) President of South Korea, Park Geun-hye, was the daughter of former military dictator Park Chung-hee, who was assassinated in 1979. And the current elected president of the…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: bring back direct in-show adverts. People want to know what brand of cigarette Dahmer smokes, and whether it’s the refreshing, all-natural additives or the cool, relaxing flavor that he prefers.

Or a Mussolini. The family’s a franchise now. His granddaughter Alessandra is/was a right-wing politician who served both in Italy’s parliament and the European one.

Allow me to announce smugly that you split your infinitives.

Musk reminds me a lot of Sunny Balwani, in particular what was written about him in Bad Blood. To paraphrase, Sunny happened to own a few investments which through nothing he did other than being in the right place at the right time, happened to increase substantially in value. And like most egomaniacs, he attributed…

Melissa Fumero is a sitcom goddess. Not sure I can watch this just for her though

It’s funny to see the nostalgia for Blockbuster—even I’m guilty of it!—when at the time Blockbuster was huge THEY were the big bad guy for running the little Mom and Pop video stores out of business.

I get it if someone doesn't like Matthew Perry, but I don't understand the point of looking at 90s sitcoms through the lense of 2022 and getting mad at him based on that 

Seriously. My family went from upper middle class to the working poor because they spent everything to get me the help I needed. I'm not gonna begrudge anyone for spending whatever is needed. I don't know what the tweet said, but as someone who went to a free state run rehab, and a luxury one for the rich, I'd be dead…

I enjoyed his book Drancula.  

I love it. It’s part of my complete breakfast and a great source of fiber.