If Bernie was more electable, why did Hillary get more votes than him?

We should remember that there were plenty of Republicans tried to get their state to secede from America, so both parties have their share of people who make noise about leaving when their candidate loses.

Since it happened near the end of the show's run, I was wondering: did they do any jokes about the Lewinsky scandal?

"I like people who weren't shot into space."

Anyone else know about his habit of peeing in inappropriate places? No, really, this is an actual thing. Look it up.

The Blues' three finals appearances weren't really that impressive considering it was their first three years and they were in a conference consisting entirely of the six 1967 expansion teams. At least the Caps had to win a conference consisting of established teams(not to mentioned it happened 28 years more recently…

Jon Stewart has shown how fast covering the news can age you.

This e-mail thing is like hunting for buried treasure. "I know I'll find something, just you wait!"

SeaQuest LSD

Where's Staff Picks?

Maher got fired for comments he made just after 9/11, not about the Iraq war.

I once read an article in Esquire about Kilborn's Daily Show(the one where he says Lizz Winstead would blow him if he wanted). I can't find a link to it, but I remember a couple of the show's writers basically said he was a dumb fratboy and they got a kick out of watching him deliver material way over his head.

But the Twins had won a World Series just four years before.

I'm tired of people calling baseball a dying sport, which it seems like they've been saying for decades. OK, so football's passed it in popularity, but baseball is still something people care about a lot.

I see what you're saying, but those 13 titles all happened when the Blues and Caps didn't exist. So the Leafs have also never won a title if you only include the expansion era.

The Caps definitely deserve more recognition in terms of playoff collapses, but they've at least made the Finals once, which the Leafs and Blues haven't done during the time the Caps have been in existence.

I bet Lions fans(or Browns fans, or Oilers/Texans fans) would love to have made even one Super Bowl.

The franchise hasn't won a title since 1948(when they were in Chicago), but they've only been in Arizona since 1988, plus they made a Super Bowl less than a decade ago.

With all due respect to Indians fans for what they've gone through, I think the Detroit Lions are now the most tortured sports team now that the Cubs won the title. True, the Indians' title drought is 9 years longer than the Lions', but the Lions have won only one playoff game since their last title, and that win was…

He's still my favorite cast member in SNL history.