Not the first time Trump has appeared on Church Chat:
https://www.nbc.com/saturda…

I give Kirk credit for originality. Of all the ways child stars go crazy, how many do it by becoming an evangelical Christian?

They sold out, man! It used to be about the music, maaaaan!

Were their names Mad Libbed into this headline?

One problem I have with "You owe us!" is that I think it works the other way around too; fans owe the entertainer for producing work that they enjoy.

Remember when some people said that All-American Muslim was a dangerous show because showing normal Muslims would make people forget that terrorists exist?

Tell me, do you get on well with other spambots?

So are we gonna get a never-ending onslaught of Star Wars rumors/speculation for the rest of time?

OK, but I wonder how much of the GOP's opposition to him is just posturing.

I can just imagine Jon getting more and more incoherent with rage over Trump getting closer and closer to the nomination.

Hate to say it, but the fact that he's such a walking joke is why I say satire would be redundant if he were President. It would be the epitome of Poe's Law. He's funny now because of the "Wouldn't it be funny if this guy actually becomes President?" factor; if he actually became President I think it would just be too…

If Trump wins, satire will be dead.

So after eight years of saying Obama wants to rule America with an iron fist, Republicans want to elect a guy with "Kneel Before Zod" levels of megalomania?

The WHCD would only be a few months in. Granted, we may not get even that far…

"That's right, no body. But as you can plainly see, I've got a shiny new body."

He actually did the Dinner in 2010.

Just think, it might be Trump next year.

It's weird when the generation famous for rebelling against their parents turns to cranky old person nostalgia for that era, thus combining two different kinds of self-righteousness.

Does Alec have the ability to behave like a normal person in real life? Tina Fey seems pretty normal and she managed to work with him for seven years, so…

I like Monsters vs. Aliens.