And that all-time film classic, Hobgoblins.

There's a M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye throws a fit over the mess hall food they have to eat, and demands better food. He orders some barbecue ribs from a place in Chicago, and the way he describes how heavenly the ribs(and coleslaw) are is endearingly passionate. He describes the barbecue sauce as a "flamboyant,…

America's gonna go from big to yoooooooooj!

It's quite an achievement for the Cowboys to be this hated 20 years after they last made a conference title game.

Tell me if you did it like this:

You mean there are countries other than America?

I like those too, but I think the Peanuts ones were better.

As awesome as the Peanuts Halloween and Christmas specials are, I think Garfield had the better Thanksgiving special.

It really sucks that so many people like a show that we don't like.

One thing I never quite got is why J.D. McCoy became such a jerk in season 4. Before, he seemed pretty bewildered by his dad's treatment of him, and then he started believing his dad's hype about him.

"Peculiar thing about this document…it wasn't ever notarized."

I think his mouth just looks like that.

Everyone knows George Pataki is the guy who played Sulu.

"Your next Miss America will be ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!"

Just like how Palin was picked!

"Everyone please sign off, we have a delivery. Plus, I have to use the pho-"

Similar enough that I feel like mentioning it here: In Shakespeare's day the actors didn't speak with what we'd consider a "Shakespearean" accent. Linguists have managed to reconstruct the accent of that time from writings on language and rhymes in the plays themselves and things like that, and it actually sounded…

I have to disagree with you on this one; I think he's done a fine job of adapting the kind of political satire he did on the Report to a late-night network show. I think you're overestimating how "edgy" he was on the Report; even back then he did relatively civil interviews with politicians and other famous and…

It's not like he's been mean-spirited towards Republicans. Hell, he and Trump actually managed to have a civil conversation. He even confronted Bill Maher's anti-religion attitudes the other night.

He found a way.