With how many phallic spaceships there are in sci-fi, I liked that this movie had a spaceship shaped like boobs.

It did occur to me that they might do another Palin/Hillary sketch, but on second thought, nah.

It's gotten to the point where I'm not even wondering how SNL's gonna make fun of her when Tina hosts. What would be the point?

While we're on the subject of video game movies, else think Zork could be made into a good movie?

I consider the commercials to be the best part of the special. Seriously, it's like CBS knew it would be bootlegged for years to come and deliberately packed it with commercials that were sure to seem really cheesy and dated decades later. I really like Rifftrax's riffing on them too.

Are there still people who believe that Lennon was all about peace and love?

"Oh, they needed one guy for the verbs, one guy for the nouns, one guy for the adjectives, y'know the adverbs and gerunds…"

That's like on Conan when Brian Stack's '50s-style traveling salesman would appear. "I haven't been this slack-jawed since the Russkies sent up Sputnik. They sure had us eating humble pie!"

From what I've read Colbert's actually still in second, although he's closer to third place than first. He is, however, doing well among younger viewers and in streaming, so I doubt CBS is too disappointed with his ratings.

Weird that there probably won't be any change in the late night network TV lineup for at least another decade.

Anyone else think the "Grow up, '90s kids!" rhetoric around here is a bit hypocritical? Some of it may be self-deprecation, but other times there's an unironic "Shame on you!" tone to it.

Well then, why is a sausage sandwich a sandwich?

What's so bad about the Bowie/Jagger "Dancing in the Street" cover?

I bet when he heard that John Hinckley was like "Thanks for mentioning that NOW!"

Last night's episode was a textbook example of ego-stroking pretending to be tongue-in-cheek ego-stroking.

Yeah, as often as we say "Money can't buy happiness" we often act like rich people shouldn't have any problems and they're just whiners if they do.

I think the most amazing example of a child star turning out well is Jodie Foster. In the role that made her famous she played a child prostitute, and she was 13 at the time. Also, when she was still only 18 SOMEONE SHOT THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE HAD A CRUSH ON HER. After that, I'm kinda surprised she didn't leave…

I watched the entirety of the first five years on DVD, and I'd say that they had about the same ratio of good to bad stuff as they have ever since. I think the nostalgia for those years is partially just because of how different it was, kinda like how The Simpsons was an overnight hit even though now people think the…

Maybe people will come to the conclusion that SNL was never as great as they remember.

I actually thought Star Wars was just a line of toys before I found out it was a movie.