"Do you know the restaurant in San Francisco?"
"No, but I know the restaurant in Los Angeles."

Pretty weird that the fact this movie got made turned out to be such an underdog story.

Ya think?

Kudos for inverting the usual "You want everything to be like the DMV?" argument against government.

True, but I would replace "Republicans" with "politicians."

Accio massive layoffs!

Of course you don't understand, you libtard moocher! These people don't need to suckle on the government teat to succeed, they just need to inherit millions from their parents and/or lay off thousands of workers. You know, the American Dream!

Ever notice that when Republicans push their candidate's business experience, it doesn't seem to matter if they were actually successful in said business experience?

One interesting thing about MTV is that it crew out of something called QUBE, which was a cable tv system developed by Warner Cable that was very influential in the development of cable tv. Households that had QUBE had a remote that allowed them to select from local channels, specialty channels, and…

What about "They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me!" moments?

Also, I don't think Stephen's really a political comedian at his core. I read an article in Time where he said that his Correspondents' Dinner performance gave an impression of him being more of a political comedian than he actually is.

Sorry I caught you at a bad time, Mr. Barsanti. I would've posted earlier, but this article hadn't been written then.

In her book she talked about how her Republican parents got a bit uncomfortable with some of her political material for the 2008 election season.

I was responding to the idea that her time at SNL was too kind to Bush.

Yeah, imagine if we used the "I know someone who has…" standard for deciding whether a joke is acceptable.

"Trump is easily the most mockable and cartoonish president since…"

Weird you should say that, because I remember her making a lot of Update jokes that were basically "Bush sucks, huh?"

Just curious: do you know if ESPN still airs those Tom Emanski commercials nonstop?

I like how people are calling it Ballghazi as though -ghazi is worthy of being a scandal suffix like -gate.

It's funny how they think everything is a distraction from Benghazi or whatever scandal they're trying to make happen that's not gonna happen. It's almost like they're using Benghazi as a (wait for it) distraction.