One thing that pisses me off is how people use religion to avoid responsibility for their beliefs. Huckabee keeps saying things like "I'm not homophobic, I'm just following the Bible." Lots of religious think they're humble because they're following a higher power, and call atheists arrogant because they think they…

But what are the chances she'll actually be considered for it?

I guess we can look forward to articles about the Ewoks cartoon, C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa, and Sam and Max: Freelance Police.

There was that time they went out for pizza together in NYC, which led to probably my favorite Daily Show pun headline ever: Me Lover's Pizza with Crazy Broad.

Anyone else notice how much Sarah Palin has dropped off the radar? For a while it seemed like she'd never leave the spotlight, but now it seems like she's just in the news as a Trump groupie.

Seth Green mentioned on a Family Guy DVD commentary that he auditioned for Jamie, and Seth MacFarlane joked that it was just like when he missed his flight on 9/11.

I saw a bit of the Cape Fear remake while channel surfing once and thought Nolte looked a lot like Rumsfeld.

Anyone else think Stephen King actually looks kinda scary?

I wish The Onion's archives would preserve the format of whenever each issue was released.

I wonder if The Onion Book of Known Knowledge didn't take some inspiration from Hodgman's Complete World Knowledge trilogy.

Did CBS show whole episodes of Letterman or just clips?

I agree that the idea that America has somehow declined is bullshit considering the progress we've made in civil rights. However, every country has disgraceful stuff in their past(and present). So if we're not the greatest country, who is?

Anyone know if the show's gonna be on Hulu or something like that?

Speaking of early '80s slasher spoofs, Pandemonium is still not on DVD despite a pretty impressive cast:

Yeah, but releasing two books(or three if you count the children's book) in nine years is pedestrian compared to Papa Bear O'Reilly, who makes Chairman Mao look like an amateur in the field of book promotion.

I don't know that much about him and don't care to, but Levin once called NOW the National Organization for Ugly Women(and then doubled down on his remarks after the backlash, because it's an important part of the Asshole Credo that doubling down on the stupid and offensive shit you've said is a sign of strength and…

They have five black cast members, two of them women.

Even in recent years, though, the 5-years rule generally held. In 2000 Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph started the trend of women getting more prominence on the show. In 2005 Sudeikis, Hader, Wiig, and Samberg all joined the show. In 2010 Killam, Bayer and Pharaoh joined the show as well. So having this little change in…

Yeah, I was think that '13 kinda ruined the trend.

Those guys are indeed in the book. Haven't listened to it, but I bet it'd be fun. I wonder if there's any material not in the book.