That TX accent (that nobody else in his family has) comes and goes, depending on his audience.

So am I!

And almost all of them, even killers, are getting out.

No A/C in TX prisons, either.

“Bated breath,” unless you have a mouthful of ribbonfish or live shrimp.

He’s up in a tree, he's making a plea to go home...

Shaking his confidence daily...

I still adore my Classic. For workouts and for running through my stereo. With everything at 320kbps, sounds better than streaming.

Several shelves, most in closets, but one big shelving unit that is a stand alone. All CDs are organized by genre, artist, and release date within artist.

This was my model (the 2006 version) when I covered a major 4 month federal criminal trial.

This was my model (the 2006 version) when I covered a major 4 month federal criminal trial.

During a blackout, perhaps cum rags will be currency.

Anybody with the means and the sense should have a cash stash at home with the rest of their “Holy Fuck” supplies. Cards don’t work w/o utilities.

Weed and some kinds of tips. Same as previous years.

Hi! I’m a chronic pain patient, a “rapid metabolizer,” I’ve had about 35 surgeries, and I have an intrathecal pump that gives me 300 mcg of fentanyl daily.

Not forever. We’re already majority-minority, the southern rural counties are blue, and our population is getting bigger and younger.

Oh yes. And Invasion of the Hat People. And those wearing boots with a riding heel...

Howdy, neighbor! I thought those things were over. Haven’t seen them in years, even when I venture outside the loop and beyond. Trucks with lift kits, yes. Women driving lifted trucks sporting pink vanity plates, that too.

Your handle is “back of the net.”

Men could get a sigmoidoscope.

My girlfriend is a nurse, her son is 4, and he is a meticulous hand-washer, cognizant of food preparation, “bacteria.”