At the risk of sounding too giddy, Firmino is a fucking blessing. He is so God damn perfect to lead the line of that front three.

Liverpool is/are the coolest team left in the competition. Well done, pointing that out. I would go as far to say they’re probably the coolest team in the world.

Allez, allez, allez!

Glad to see the USMNT’s own Michael Bradley leading the charge for Roma.

Fucking idiots, not starting Deulofeu

See?

I’ll never understand what people see in going on to a pop culture blog and saying “I’ll never understand what people see in” some piece of pop culture that a great many people love.

Not necessarily related but seriously, fuck off.

Look at that pic and try to tell me with a straight face that ol’ Gabe isn’t planning to rape the Philly Phanatic.

UCLA got Chip Kelly and the University of Arizona got Kevin Sumlin.

Assistant Coach: “Coach, are you done breaking down film?”

Herm Edwards: “Yes sir, just finished ‘Junction Boys’ for the 75th time”.

Herm the germ, love this guy. He’s got the gumption he’s got the spirit. Get down there in the dirt and roll baby! Wired, fired, inspired my man. Don’t question him hoo boy. He’ll whip you up a sprint sandwich in no time. Hell, he’ll run the stadiums with you and you are going to move son. He. Is. Football.

You have a lot of experience in a sprint car, I’m taking it.

Complicating matters further was a toxicology report that determined that Ward was under the influence of marijuana at the time of his death.

Well this is going to get fun.

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Ben is a Deadspin reader who likes cricket.

Nothing, NOTHING, will ever top the UK Office Christmas Special.

I’m sorry, not to be an ass but I’m still struggling with “paraplegic security guard”.