Who you kiddin with this “borderline” obese shit? He may be borderline morbidly obese but he is sure as hell plain old obese.

...Did you just post your own tweets?

Columbus resident here. The fan who felt bad about going summed up a lot of thoughts perfectly:

Let’s be real, they were there to watch LeBron play basketball

Jesus, the person in the red coat riding at that point just disappears into the tangled wreckage.

There’s no way a high-level executive at a Disney affiliate doesn’t have multiple trusted dealers...and if he was that desperate to use an unfamiliar one, he definitely was more than a “recreational” user.

You’re telling me that a guy working for a unit of the world’s largest entertainment conglomerate couldn’t find a reliably discreet coke supplier? Shit, I can call up my buddy who’s a storyboard artist for a show that airs on Fox and get the names of five reliable dealers today. (That said buddy almost certainly would…

I expect his plaque will read “Joe Thomas. It wasn’t his fault.”

I have no idea why, but something about the way he keeps putting the glasses he just punched off her face back on her is as deeply disturbing as the actual physical violence, like it’s some extension of a need for control or the like.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

Amazing, how is he able to keep Mike Greenberg’s career in the air for that long.

Lads, it’s Tottenham.

Solid writeup; Vazquez, Casemiro, and Asensio were the best players on the pitch. But:

Krejci is a fucking stud, Seguin I’m pretty sure got my dog pregnant and I think Kessel might be eating my ice cream and sleeping on my futon every night.

Run it like a regular business that is separate from the school. I always find the argument about how are the smaller schools supposed to compete amusing. It’s like the real world, if you can’t afford to compete, time to shut it down.

The gif cuts early - this ball got past the 1B and the runner advanced to 2nd on the error. Giving away extra bases instead of eating it seems like a pretty bold strategy.

Because some people are fascism fetishists?

S/O to UCLA for keeping that under a lid for months and months, allowing the leader of the free world to publicly shit on one of its athletes. Lavar Ball removing his son from the school makes a ton of sense now in retrospect, all that Lithuania nonsense notwithstanding.

What football are you watching in June?

Putin doesn’t do favors for Trump. That’s not how blackmail works.