Jesus fucking christ.

More like Buzzkill Williams, amiright?!

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

+1 pussy knocked out (chyeah!) on the couch (chyeah!)

The one thing I really can’t get over: We don’t really care. Not really. 17 dead by my last count (It might have since changed, but I was out), and it’s not that big of a deal. Sure, it made the news, but it isn’t really shaking us. It’s just kind of normal. Sad, but normal. Think about how we would have reacted five…

Sandy Hook was over 5 years ago, can we talk about it now?

U.S. Soccer, which most Americans seem to only get really focused on around the biggest tournaments, hence why the MLS continues to be a paltry distant cousin of the powerful European leagues, and even Central and South American leagues, is stuck at a crossroads at the moment that it is having a difficult - albeit not…

“Both sides of the sporting isle”

“How the fuck did they get anyone other than the Knicks to give up anything for Derrick Rose?!?!?!?!”

These all seem like positive moves for the Cleveland LeBrons, so I don’t like them.

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

My exasperation with Billy’s soccer posts is largely affectionate at this point, but holy shit, look how many times this dude has written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu.

Deulofeu belongs in Watford because Watford sucks, and so does he.

Old-school Deadspin would have seen yesterday’s game and the takeaway would have been Troy Deeney flipping a massive double-bird to the entire Chelsea section of the crowd after his goal. New-school Deadspin just has Billy Haisley and his utter refusal to stop scraping the bottom of the barrel to conjure up individual…

2030 Haisley article: Gerard Deulofeu Signals Messi-like Potential, Scores His First Goal for Chicago Fire

If they ever put together the total number of words written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu and make a book out of it, it would be 98% Billy and 2% wire hits on where he’s been loaned to this year.

I knew someone would bring back the Crippler Crossface. Chris Benoit would be proud.