Has Garber already called him to let him know of the developmental riches that await him in the MLS? Somebody please cut his phonelines.

They absolutely are at least from a player development standpoint. 

Yup. Eventually someone is going to die or become quadriplegic and then the tailgating will be finished for everyone in municipal code.

No wisely-investing team rolls Callum Chambers out in the opening matchday back line

Salisbury steak is fucking good, man

Get that it’s nowhere near time to give up on Trammell and the Padres clearly feel that way, but also worth noting that Trammell is currently carrying a slash line featuring a higher OBP than slugging percentage in AA this year. That’s very bad.

Love some late ‘70s live Dead. Any JRAD enthusiasts here? Been on an enormous kick lately.

How is Danny Green still getting more minutes than VanVleet? As a Cavs fan I get Kyle Korver flashbacks every time he bricks a wide open three in a momentum-shifting moment.

As an American living on Toronto and in an office full of nice Raptors fans, “we are like a college sports team” still has to be the most definitively Canadian sports brag I’ve ever heard.

GLORY BRAIN

Side note: how huge of a wet blanket is Martin Tyler?

Is there a greater Liverpool cult hero than Divock Origi? Looked destined for stardom until an awful injury, always found scoring the most timely goals. Fuck, I love him.

It’s kind of sad that my immediate reaction to seeing his two goals was “no chance Billy is going to be able to resist the urge this time.”

Very similar to my harrowing journey through the All Good Festival in 2013.

His goals against Leicester City and West Ham salvaged crucial points for the Pool Boys, while his last four games have featured three two-goal games.

Jabrill can finally step out from the shadow of his Toledo Peppers brethren, Brian J.

+1 trope

#BostonSchlong

First, Gun Girl. Now this. Not a good couple of days for bowel movements in Ohio.

As a CLE fan I pray this isn’t a permanent relationship