Charities are to Bauer what 9/11 was to Giuliani.

On a less-related note, I cannot stop staring at the bald man fade that physio in the photo is sporting.

Love me some Mac love songs

’Zards’

There’s not a single good reason why Pochettino should want to become Manchester United’s next manager

Did you ever wonder if OJ Mayo’s full name was Orenthal James Mayo? James Mayo alone would be worth a laugh imo. 

I’ve always wondered what leads so many people to have such disgusting bathroom hygiene to where they can’t use a public restroom without leaving behind what looks like a nuclear waste site. Even in an office of professionals!

It’s a damn shame this is all going to end this weekend when they face a team with an equally impressive win streak*

What if I told you that Susan Collins really doesn’t give two shits about Roe v. Wade?

The last ten years has, for the most part, been a consistent loop of Charlie Brown (the Democrats) running up for the kick.

Love that screenshot. In the extended version you can hear him say “if my unit sees that, I’m dead,” followed by laughter. Color me shocked but here’s to hoping that his unit does see that.

Judging from that pic it looks like she treats him like (Joe) Dirt.

Are the Browns color rush uni’s the first ones to be light years better than the regular ones?

They drive me fucking insane as much as anyone too; I never get as angry watching any other sporting events or in life in general as I do every Sunday.

Dan Bailey is garnering interest from multiple teams, but that Dan Bailey is watching and waiting for the right team.

After Saints last go-ahead FG:

I think you’re crazy if you read this and came to any conclusion other than this was clearly written by a committee of GOP speechwriters.

Deadspin needs to dig a little deeper into this guy who bought three J.P. Losman jerseys. Jesus christ

Who did it better?

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