That was truly incredible to Widnes

That ball of cheese, sauce, and toppings counts as one piece.

/yw

I would move back to Pittsburgh in a heartbeat if it weren’t for all the Pittsburghers.

you’re going to die alone

This take is an affront to all that is good in this world.

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

He messed up. He had the advantage but didn’t press it. Also deciding to eat those fists with his face was a bold strategy that just didn’t work out for him.

Someone tell Fletcher Cox Guy you have a better chance of winning a fight if you exhibit some defense. He was just walking into straight right hands.

Yeah I’ve been replaying some shitty behavior in my 20s in my mind. I was pushy at times. I never ignored a hard no, but I did try to get people to change minds, stuff like that. I feel a little sick thinking about it, and I wish I knew then what I know now.

I’ve been the guy on the other side—using women’s reluctance to give a hard “no” as an opening to keep pushing.

Something that the last few weeks have made me done is really go over my own past in the hopes that I could convince myself that I was one of the “good” guys and while I know I’m on solid ground in terms of always having consent when I’ve had sex I do really wonder about how I’ve acted in all-male spaces in…

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

The difference is that Democrats and left wing “nuts” are still FAR fucking superior in every possible way to both Republicans and extreme right wing nuts. You’re trying to create false fucking equivalence when in reality, you are just 1 step above pond scum (with the aforementioned extreme right wing nuts being…

63 million of you voted this game show host/bankrupt real estate developer/pussy grabber to be president. Seems kind of extreme to me.

Fan holding the toddler and trying to get in on the action is an early frontrunner for Father of the Year.

I have done this in a convenience store even when there isn’t an implication or stated requirement that I should. I feel that it just kinda goes without saying that if you fly into a place to take an emergency Defcon-1 shit, maybe you ought to buy something before you leave. Like that just seems like the proper…

exactly, buy a soda you twerp. If you’re too stingy to spend $2 for a 911 bailout shit then you’re just bringing the pain & suffering upon yourself

Same thing happened to me last week. Had something bubbling down below so I stopped at a gas station on my way to work in a not so nice neighborhood. I go in and ask for the bathroom. While I wasn’t informed it was customers only, it was strongly implied. I do my business and I get out and realize this is one of those…

yeah i wont look for another bathroom even if i have to do a #1. gimme 2 cookies boom done