I know it would be kind of cheesy, but why isn’t this place called Little Caesar’s Palace?? And then just “The Palace.” Is it the lawyers? It’s probably the fucking lawyers. And I’m not even saying that’s an ideal name. I’m just saying if it’s Little Caesar’s who has the naming rights, and that’s what you’ve got to…

Dummies.

how is it so easy for you people to make it so easy to mock you?

The point of the tweet is using a terrible, terrible injury as a vehicle to gratuitously denigrate LeBron James, who deserves absolutely nothing of the sort. The fact that it’s a true statement doesn’t mean it has any value, because it completely doesn’t. LeBron James will probably lose the finals because he has…

Everyone loves the comic, but God bless the straight man.

The Crew doesn’t market...to anyone, so I agree with you there. Many other comments posted here on the TWC disaster.

Thank you for your service.

You know not the forces you have called upon.

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

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But...but...light rail, hyper loops and all that other dumb shit that Columbus touts but never does. We are a wonderful fat midwestern city that prides itself on driving everywhere.

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

I’m well aware of the Smart Cities grant the city secured, and our plan for what to do with it. But it doesn’t include light rail, or even a street car system. Dedicated bus lanes are good, and I hope they open up the city to underserved areas, particularly Lindon, which has the highest infant mortality rate in the…

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

In-N-Out is, indeed, fine.

In’n’Out is good, but it’s one of those things where the hype is so outsized the actual food just can’t live up to it. It’s a good cheeseburger, but there’s a certain ceiling to how good a cheeseburger can be, and people compete to shower theirs with praise. Can’t live up to it.

Fellow Columbus resident. The stadium is actually in a perfect place. Its right by a major North/South highway which makes it relatively easy to get in and out, and it is right near OSU’s campus and just north of Downtown.

Columbus is already going through a real estate boom, so I’m not shocked some dumbass soccer tycoon expects the city to overpay for downtown property at this exact instant for a stadium that will convenient for the six rich dudes who can afford to live near by.

Columbus already has an extra arena. Smart move by an out-of-town trust fund baby who’s only been in town for a few years to demand the city add an extra soccer stadium to the mix right before playoffs begin.