Love him way better than the last coach.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

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it’s amazing that in two consecutive drafts they held a pick that was used on a young, potential stud QB and came away without either quarterback.

This just in, Browns suck, sky is blue. More at 11.

Lackey is the biggest fake tough guy in baseball.

Really leaning into this Dennis Miller thing huh?

After a speech like that, it’s no wonder they Beat the other team.

They totally lost because of on the road. Just before the game, Syracuse’s coach was pumping the guys up by saying “the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn,…

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

But he “took responsibility!” (By not resigning and starting his campaign for reelection.)

He is a money man, not a soccer man. Putting him at the helm of US Soccer, rather than in the accountants office, is a pretty good indicator of where US Soccer’s interests actually lie.

He would most likely make you buy him several dinners first.

and Garber

A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

dude bro & his chicka were standing for the entire game.

That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.

I hope Tito is our manager forever, but man, it feels like every single unnecessary roster move he made going into the series completely blew up in his face.

I was just pathetically perusing the old memories and zoomed in on a picture of my family at a Behind the Fence party at Cleveland Municipal Stadium at some point in the late ‘80s.