Dexter? Where you at dawg? I’ll pay for your ticket to Montana!

Screwing up is thinking I have the bone structure to pull off a blunt bang and then committing to that haircut for too many years. Screwing up is my husband trying Bulletproof coffee on vacation when he was away from a reliable toilet.

At the least she still has to live with a mother that thinks her rapist is not such a bad guy and deserves forgiveness.

Can we talk about the word insufferable? Never in my life have I met someone use it who wasn’t insufferable

*wipes the coffee off my screen*

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY.

Preeeeety sure they were talking about how she’s boring and has no personality. Calm down, Julianne.

They’re talking about her persona, not her body. Similar to when a boring/mediocre white actor or entertainer gets compared to “white bread.” Buttered noodles = bland, boring, etc.

Considering being thin, white, blue eyed, and blonde is sort of the American ideal and has been for a very long time I think your outrage is misplaced.

Balloons are Having A Year!

Are you sure that that’s Princess Charlotte and not just a back up clone of Prince George a la Never Let Me Go? I’ve never realized how similar they look!

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

i remain unconvinced that this is not a portlandia sketch

That well known human Marijuana...