If only he’d played the Spider-Man from Spider-Man: Reign, who gave his MJ cancer via his radioactive semen.

Sometimes my high school students turn in writing with a professional level vocabulary and formal style and catching them out is as easy as asking them to define a word the used.

My drawings have been plagiarized before, and at first I was like, “Oh okay, they’re just using what I drew to practice drawing, totally fine.” Then I read what they had to say about it, which was something like, “These images have just been bouncing around my head for so long, I had to get them out.”

Someone plagiarized from my college paper for his MA! Six years later I finally called his school and confronted him via email. The bastard threatened to sue me after they revoked his masters!

I have a friend who teaches at a uni and she had a student who had been given an extension on their assignment so they just had to email it to her directly. When they did they accidentally forwarded the entire convo thread of them buying the essay from someone, including haggling over price!

Awh...

When I was working on a project, this guy started telling stories that were lifted word for word from Bill Maher’s novel. I’m probably the only other person to have read it. Of course, since I’m a dick, I told everyone, and we spent the rest of the project talking about the time the we were walking home in a ham…

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

Worlds deadliest peashooter. “For God’s sake,don’t let him have a straw”.

You don’t seem to understand why that cliche is a problem.

I’d like it if next season broke with comic book tradition and had the surgeons exit the highly experimental procedure and say “Welp, that was interesting, but it didn’t work. Whaddya gonna do?” and Dex ends up paralyzed and then can only hurt people with words.

And maybe let him grow up with the readership and have a family, okay Marvel?

Gail Simone, Domino #2

Chip has done some freaking magic with this title the last year.

Spectacular review. Chip seems very proud of the issue as well. 

One of my favorite quips from the comic was right after the Hot Dog panel. A woman says she respects Spider-man for not using his abilities for his own advantage and when asked how she knows this she says “I see him everyday getting a free hot dog.”

Those pesky women, always so shocking...

Doctor Who is a show that undergoes constant soft reboots. I’m sure that people in 1970 who were fans of Patrick Troughton hated the new Pertwee Doctor who didn’t go into space but hung around Army bases in England, Im sure Pertwee Fans hated Tom Baker with his ridiculous scarf.

Not a fan of the song, but that trailer has me sold. Good or bad, this iteration of the series feels *new* and after what seemed like a lifetime under Moffat I'm totally ready for that.

amirite