oh bless you for this

lol thank you for this

Interesting timing on that disappearance and reappearance....

That’s cold

Sentence is a bit of a strong word

what the fuck man like he’s some sort of Adonis with luscious locks

? literally who

I like Femail! it has two of my favorite things: op-eds with a stunning lack of self-awareness and the trashiest pap photos

photographers who take photos from that angle (especially of women in skirts!) should be shot

Texas, restrict the use of accents and umlauts.

Denver is a big oil town. BP just moved its lower 48 office from Houston to Denver.

I am amazed at the ignorance I mean how do people in fucking Massachusetts or some shit think they get oil? Floo powder?

no, they just want to be outraged on the internet 

it’s almost like one is a necessity for our civilization

People who buy and consume oil

This is it. I am baffled by these internet comments that ACA made their lives better.

My advice for living well on a $500k salary is to move to Houston. Low cost of living and it’s not cool so there are no tourists. The food is excellent. Also palm trees.

idk if we’re “horrible with money” because we definitely live within our means but yeah we feel that lifestyle creep and are living that DINK lifestyle and splurge on lots of nice dinners out, husband’s car, vacations, etc

instead of subcontracting that out to other people

• Since they did have kids, however... they chose to have both parents work instead of having one stay home to, like, raise their own children instead of subcontracting that out to other people. $42k a year saved.