what industry are you in?

Married an Aggie and am contractually obligated to attend one football game per season at Kyle Field. Can confirm

y’all flipped the fuck out whenever someone called this as a false flag

how progressive of you

I just got back from Mexico City. I was stupid and did stupid shit with other stupid people and I survived

Some dude came up to me and started rambling about Trump and asked for money and I was like “no” and he told me to eat a shit hamburger which I guess is a sick burn if you are a Mexican dude  

oops just saw this. I just got back. I was with a bunch of women who were dumb and did a bunch of drugs even though they were OLD.

IKEA I mean really people

lmao

this is making fun of whats-her-face, right?

Reveille dog

I get the dead-dog-worshippers but I am rolling my eyes at your comment.

gig ‘em?

I guess if you’re in Moscow that helps

I read that Diana had borderline personality disorder and that made me like her a lot less

Over the last couple of months I’ve gone from very part-time employment 2 days/week to almost full time 4 days/ week but I’m still doing all the housework. Husband is the breadwinner but I am definitely hiring a housekeeper STAT

because they’re basically 14 year olds

I get you. Most commenters are adamant that the only reason you could vote for Trump is because you are racist. I know people who voted for him in hopes he would lift Dodd Frank or rein in the EPA methane regulations. They voted in their interests

I pray for your speedy recovery

excuse you this is not the gutter