If someone asks you for a break that’s not a mixed signal, that’s 100% they’re not into you. Move on.

I’d be stoked to move there but I love the food and culture and weather

holy shit I’m an adjunct and your story about how your husband quit his job because he didn’t want to be an ATM is my absolute nightmare. Luckily so far we both agree he is the breadwinner (we don’t even factor my income into our budget) and he knows that my career is going nowhere

I had higher expectations for the Smurfs soundtrack

So happy to see several comments recommending D mannose ☺️

D mannose changed my life

I remember! but some enterprising people have already taken it

seen in a Houston Whole Foods

already been taken by some crunchy Houstonians! I wonder how they worked that out with the Simpsons?

Someone’s already taken Malk! I saw it at Whole Foods in Houston

Sad but not too surprising after reading about her lousy first husband

Yep. My husband is a profit-seeking oilman but the bane of his existence is those EPA methane regulations in California

it’s like cream/creme

“She didn’t waive those rights, her parents waived those rights”

I’m seeing Reba

Barbara jr has always been like this! Jenna you’d want to party on Bourbon street with but Barbara you’d invite to book club

internet? but I’m too scared to google

just let him be great!

“sensitive” = has hissy fits

idk I google lots of weird shit