something ain’t right with her

Thank you! He didn’t end up making a suit out of my skin but it was touch-and-go there for a while

lol I’m glad you had this breakthrough!

Tarek El Moussa is such a piece of shit! I think that I read a comment on here that referred to him “having the charisma of a family annihilator” which on one hand LOL but on the other... it is a little TOO accurate after that gun incident

that’s... weird? They should know a Negroni

my old Craiglist roommate used to mortify me when we went to bars and he’d order a “Lindsay Lohan”

but it works!

and yet so many stars!

There is literally no such thing as fake news. News is just news.

I see the resemblance

please do an article on tween girls slime entrepreneurs!!!!!!!!

I am way too uncultured to comment on what a good model vs bad model is (also I like them because they are skinny and gaunt and vacant-eyed ) but Amber Valetta (sic) does look amazing!

Always good to reconnect with your ex

isn’t gaunt/vacant stare/open mouth/skinny par for the course?

I don’t think she looks sad and/or awkward she looks AMAZING and I imagine she feels pretty damn good about walkin past her ex like that

The untouched tribes of the Amazon give one fig 

It means there’s a shitty 15 year old with a nasty Tumblr habit on the internet

She’s stunning

I am totally guilty of this and for me it’s because Taylor Swift has really short relationships. I had a friend once who would catastrophize every breakup (of like 3 months!) and compare it to a divorce and post graphics on Pinterest it doesn’t matter how long you loved it matters how deep your love is and I’m like…

They’re both way too old for this shit