You suck.

Bad writer.

When did Gollum start hosting the Daily Show?

Except for being a raging pussy.

You, sir, are retarded. Pullman explicitly said that he was writing an anti-Narnia to ramrod atheism down the throats of little children. Also, his obsession with children having sex is gross. In conclusion, you are retardo numero uno!

Bullshit. Boycotts never work. And the film deserved to be boycotted besides.

But the show *sucks.*

The New Doctor Who is fucking horrible. The old ones were magic. You are correct. All the humanist bullshit, speechifying, gender bullshit... Yuck!

“The Golden Compass, for those who don’t know the real behind-the scenes story, was mercilessly and hatefully destroyed by a hardcore campaign of American Christians.”

No, this is why TRUMP 2016!!!!!

Live by the SJWORD, die by the SJWORD.

And there are vast underwater caves that will soak up the water.

Now that’s some bullshit. Seeing as that bathrooms are the preferred hook-up spot for freaks of all feathers.

Feminists:

You should wipe your mouth with toilet paper now. Maybe need some wet wipes, too.

Not buying it.

Maybe Gizmodo should get people who aren’t terrible drone flyers to fly these. QUESTION

This article is a good example of why women shouldn’t be allowed to write about technology. FACT

It’s always good to read responses like yours to remind me that I am superior in every conceivable way to the average Jizzmodo reader. TRUTH

Apple says that this phone is 2x faster than an iPhone S. So either they are lying or you are retarded. MYSTERY