White people problems.

Actually this sounds like a fairy tale!

Can’t be. That’s it. Total bomb. Sad.

Into the Wayback Machine!

Drop out of college. Your future husband will be grateful not to have to pay off the useless degree you are pursuing.

Oh boy! The have/of Nazis are in town!

This is the most low-energy trailer I’ve ever seen. The bit where they can’t even work up the strength to decide who’s going to be the leader shows why matriarchal societies FAIL.

Leslie Jones has trouble pronouncing her own name. She is not the right actress to play a quantum physicist.

I’m going to be honest, whenever anyone gives me shit about abortion (including threatening to kill my children so I learn the value of life

Feel better now?

Circlejerkin’, so hard!

That’s a ham radio. People with yachts know that.

What is this Drumpf bullshit? Does anyone really think that it’s clever?

You lack creativity.

Yup. From his dad.

Shh! Liberals are circlewaxjerking nostalgic.

I guarantee you that if your daddy had given you a small fortune to invest, you’d of drown in a vat of lube long ago.

You’re exactly the type of person that should be vaping! Might help dislodge that beehive from yer butt.

Ah the glorious 3D printed future, wherein everyone pays t0 be their own 8 year old Asian slave.

No it doesn’t.