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At that price tag, he could’ve just bought Houston.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

“Ah shucks! Ah well, there’s no getting that nut back.”

Here’s a guy, who’s seen it all!

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

monumentally dumb

I’m used to being overlooked, but this one really hurts. At least that’s my initial reaction.

“I just have one piece of advice for Kyrie Irving”

Boos and a gold star all at the same time.

Caller: Say that again? Must be bad reception, I can only hear a loud pitch.

[players receive box of solar glasses]

The MLB umpire association have released a similar statement.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Thanks, homie.