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Idiots! That's California!

In their defense, there's no one better than Colon to showcase a shitty product.

She’s been on quite the roller coaster ride. Which, if you ask me, makes her performance all the more impressive.

The Browns should really capitalize on the opportunity. It’s been years since the last time they’ve been considered a favorite.

Right with you, Tim. When a casual observer determines the outcome of the match, I’d question the rules too.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

How many times can 50 go into 8?

Urschel's not the only Raven who knows solving math problems is an important crucial part of life. As Ray Lewis found out, subtracting a blood-soaked suit from a double homicide = 12 months probation.

Then again, Hector's hardly your typical lax bro. Just take a look at his stance on Greek life.

Odd, usually it's Hector's brother who fires the miraculous shots.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Yeah, I was expecting a piece about, I dunno, change. Just to prove to myself that I wasn't going insane, I searched the page for change, coins, quarter, nickel, dime, and penny, and came up empty until the last paragraph. I don't give the faintest fuck about some dude's existential crisis about going to the gym or…