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When given the opportunity, Carmelo just couldn't pass.

As a humble member of the Food & Bev. industry, I have to say that this is complete and utter bullshit, Shitehawk. I'm sure you meant to say four slices, though, because that's the correct number of slices to put on a grill cheese sandwich. In my days as a short-order, my (properly made) grill cheese sandwiches were…

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Idiot, +1

Nice. +1

Does it really matter?

Neither can I.

[damnit]

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No wonder it went viral; he didn't even wash his hands.

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Great. Now they've managed to piss off another pop.

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On the other hand, those who attempt to relocate aren't treated nearly this well up North.

Are they trying to perpetuate the abuse? I can't think of a worse way to deal with AP than to make it clear that you'll change your mind at the flick of a switch.

"the Tampa Bay Rays gave him...a pinstriped kayak."