Hah!

This is great. +1

I do periodically post bullshit Caption Contests in DUAN. Unfortunately for the New Yorker, I'm neither their cartoonist nor employee - in any capacity.

During TNT's halftime segments I've found that it's the in-game analysis, rather than an actual human being, which tends to fly right over Shaq's head.

+1

"I mean, just look at me! I'm absurd - quite the spectacle."

Mos Def.

Haven't seen Sterling-Cooper dialogue this staged since last night's episode of Mad Men.

+1

+1

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Seems as though the off-speed pitch is the only thing T-Mac can't manage to break.

Awesome. +1

No, just the most irrelevant and stupidly serious reply to a silly pun I've seen in a long time*

If I made an apology for every dumb comment I made, I would have made so many apologies by now.

Hey have any of you guys heard this new great song yet? I was casually walking down the block with by Beats by Dre jawns on, and here this baby popped up on shuffle! It's really cool and awesome.

[patiently waits for Curtis Wenis' response]

"Guy was a great player. Such a tragedy, the way he went and all. At the age of 24, too. Damn, RIP. Anyways, respect that you're still rockin' his jersey."

Though she will reportedly exorcise her right to appeal.

Goddamnit, Milomendendoobenoder. +1