My methodology is a little bit different, but has yielded impressive results: Ask Grady Little, and then do the exact opposite of whatever he says.

Rob held his ground though. He only trips when he hits a rock.

He does. You've been watching it for the last three months.

+1

i. Saw Eraserhead. Then I wrote a column about how it made no sense because it was too black & white.

Like all of King's vacuous opinions, these bullet points are hollow.

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You're folding?

+1, this gooood

THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION.

Ryan Braun was adamant that this pooch get all his shots before playing with the Brewers.

GOD: $1t 30wn, 3e qU13t, + 3nj09 1he p3@ce

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"Sign right here, here, and here. Oh also, one more here. Sign over there as well...in that space, yes. Okay, good, that should do it."

Haha Mason-Dix said people bring up slavery and abolition quite a bit when they hear his name.

Here is a joke about the Vikings.

What a waste. Do have any idea how many breast augmentations could be performed with that one silicone tear?

Shots at 5AM is known in Detroit simply as the alarm clock.

That seems reasonable. I mean, the blowback from dropping an A-Bomb is much worse.

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