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I usually use Stolichnaya's fifth whenever I figure skate.

"doing what he can to make some money off his college career"

Football is a game of XX's and O's.

+1

+1, holy shit

After winning the gold, these "champions" will forever be surrounded by fame, fortune, and air-quotes.

Okay, pinkie swear?

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"The two were somehow uninjured"

+1

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I was eating a bagel, and I literally just spit cream cheese and mushy everything bagel all over my computer. Poppy seeds in between my keys and shit. Fuck! I love you. +1

I wish I could say the same about my generation. I'm nostalgic for times I never experienced.

Motown, of the Finest Kind:

Blacc was immediately signed by Def Jam following the performance.

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

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