You can however, hire community managers like candy.

Sorry, but their team - especially their leadership - is a fucking joke. These idiots managed to launch a game in 2016 that couldn’t scale properly. For one of the most popular franchises of the last 30 years, pokemon deserves better, and so do consumers.

the video evidence does not support that. (assuming it hasn’t been doctored)

If this was all staged, and I’m not saying it’s not, why the fuck didn’t they actually film the windshield smashing instead of having it all happen off-camera? Does viral video 101 teach you to film the subject as unprofessionally as possible (including being vertical) in order to make it somehow seem more legit? Ugh,…

You have incredibly low expectations.

all i want to know is how long ps4 players have to wait.

welcome to market-based economies 101!

“But to each their own.”

This is a garbage sport for luddites. Call me in a hundred years when they finally agree to instant replays.

It’s a shame there aren’t scalable, affordable companies that provide cloud servers on demand that can handle large amounts of traffic spikes. Guess we need some tech giant to come in and bail out these little guys, huh?

anyone tried making a specific product purchase with alexa that isn’t featured? Like, ordering a LEGO set or something of that nature? Does it work? Do you get $10 off?

anyone tried making a specific product purchase with alexa that isn’t featured? Like, ordering a LEGO set or…

Oh that’s interesting, I always interpreted that bit differently. I never considered your interpretation.

Oh, because you can’t make an anonymous stranger on the internet do what you say, then that proves your entire thesis. How Juvenile.

people aren’t as simple as you pretend. Your worldview is small and assumes a lot of things that are contrary to our understanding of neuroscience.

“And this isn’t even touching on the fact that people (‘Consumers’, as they prefer to self-identify) should seriouly be smarter than this and stop letting other people tell you how to spend your own money.”

who the hell pays thousands of dollars on gourmet food / top shelf alcohol / toys / comic books / television sets / first edition books / weapons and ammunition / survival or apocalypse gear / houses / cars / etc etc etc.

It’s because lawmakers and politicians, by and large, have never even heard of a free to play game, or know anything about these mechanics.

sorry, but this is 2016. Who the fuck cares about 1080i? Interlacing is bad and you should feel bad.

I can’t wait to play this in a year when I can get it at Gamestop for $15

We are all going to look back at this moment and try to rationalize why we all decided to pretend this was humorous.