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We have one, too.

Yes but the cats will try to get in there.

Thank heavens! Based on the headline, I thought I was about to read an article about how upcoming models of sex dolls will scream and bleed when you stab them!

I suspect if Donald Trump himself murdered someone, his best idea to avoid detection would be to leave a note that says “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER”.

“’[A]n orgy of banquets, cocktail evenings, discos, jewelry launches and a men’s and women’s couture show’–a laissez-faire existence of fittings and banquets and such.”

He seems to be saying, “Look at that plane over there, honey. Do you think they’re taking pictures of us?”

Cow down?!! Like, act like a cow? And get down? What the hell are you saying? The term is kow tow.

How much do you want to bet the president of the United States of America doesn’t know which continent Montenegro is located on.

Also, don’t flirt with passengers if you’re a TSA agent, dumbass!

I wipe them on my pants.

The last time I was pulled over I was accelerating past 35 in a 25 zone when the cop sitting on a side street and I noticed one another. Since I saw him pull out right behind me, I turned into a side street, left some room for him to park behind me, and got my paperwork ready.

The Summon feature actually seems kind of stupid and pointless because if I had a Model S I’d never get out of it.

It’s the AHCA.

“When I got elected, the far left all met and they said they’re gonna do three things: They’re gonna eviscerate Pat McCrory—this is within the first two weeks”

  • Here’s a video of Melania reading Oh, The Places You’ll Go to kids at a New York hospital. [ABC]

Wouldn’t it have been simpler just to make the electrical lines that need to be cut accessible from the outside without going through the frunk?

Trump’s been in show business for a long time. He’s undoubtedly worked with plenty of out gay people from the very beginning. He probably assumes they agree with him most of the time because that’s what he does.

Where can I get a job as a paid protester? I’m sick of doing it for nothing.

Jesus, that guy’s a dick.