I like Sharon's sticky buns.

WHY DONT YOU CHECK ON YOUR DAMN CALENDAR???

The Price was wrong…

Agreed.

at The Sharper Image?

Bummer about 2013.

I forgot that Pete Rose was with the Phillies that year. Rose and Schmidt in the same lineup… Christomighty.

Billy Beane?

As a Red Sox fan, I don't think you've suffered long enough.

Don't forget Scalabrine.

No, you'd still have the Browns.

Phillies won their first championship 97 years after their formation.

Don't worry, that street will be renamed Pedro Martinez Blvd soon.

Red Sox fan here. Go Cubs. I will watch longingly if Jon Lester leads them to glory.

wub wub wub

I grabbed a waitress' pussy, the way I always do.
BEP!!!!

Even if it was an artist/genre that I didn't really care about, it was always a fun read.

The tauntauns are adorable, though. Even the one that is cut open with its guts exposed.

I'm fat enough to be him, but not wealthy enough.

Yup. It was a "whodunnit" set in a hotel or something, right?