We need to just start spamming all the threads with this video.

Genius!

And the radio only plays dueling banjos.

'99 triton truck *shudders*

HELL YES. And I would do it with a cowboy hat, a porn 'stache and Sally Field sitting next to me. You out there Snowman?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW SPRINT CAR DIFFERENTIALS WORK YOU MURDERER!!!

Homologation special Camry? 10/10 would drive.

the real only appealing factor of the raptor is its suspension. im not allowed a vehicle older than 6 years for work, and the raptor is a fun truck to drive, and its a huge upgrade from the f150's and rams everyone else uses. the worst thing is driving on site and having to drive across the ruts left behind by rock…

You mean this guy?

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five, 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!

"Karl. Why were you speeding?"

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Yugo with a 2.0 16v Lancia Delta Integrale engine and all the other bits needed to go fast. As I understood, the engine is tuned to some 280 HP

I'm just gonna be that guy.

Um...very much NOT uni-body. Its on a Suburban chassis. The first gen trucks were available in 1500 w/5.3, or 2500 with the 8.2 big block. The second generation were available with either the 5.3 or the 6.0. They can most definitely tow as well as any other truck of the same size. Turning circle is better than a…

The amazing thing is that 12,000 fucking people found Waldo to begin with.

It's well known that you're far more likely to get ripped off at a mechanic than at a restaurant. So why do we park our kids in front of tiny plastic kitchens to make imaginary meals when they could be learning important auto repair and maintenance skills instead?

Speed bumps? What speed bumps?