*Shrugs* Sounds like a pretty typical day for people here in NW PA.

Torch, you missed an awesome opportunity to caption that GIF “Your car are belong to us”

Meaning she probably won’t be saying “FASTER” or “AGAIN” for a while.

I mean if it helps at all, which I’m certain it doesn’t, my FB feed is filled with the same kind of people defending the flag.

This is the biggest myth of all.

Like anyone else on Craigslist: Put your finger over the plate when you take the picture, call it a Camero, say it ran when parked, and offer to trade for a dirtbike or Harley. Add forty unrelated tags, and you’re set.

It’s no wonder Grandpa’s hearing aids keep dying on him. He forgot his mufflers at home.

For a man planning world domination, he really needs to practice his evil laugh.

Oh yeah, if you’re still going for the sleeper look, which of course any logical soul would and should. It definitely needs something that helps put power down. I’m surprised there’s even rear tires on this thing.

Crews have their feathers ruffled, reports say

It does come with a set of slicks on Centerline wheels, so it would be set in that department.

But that’s after you take a number and wait for a few hours, of course.

You might say it completely rolled over the competition

A very big point in it’s favor especially after the post said “it will outlast an crazy-ass projects you might have for it”

Oh no, it’s totally real. Zerk was the name of the inventor.

That’s not Hellaflush, it’s hellafull

I wouldn’t care if it came to a T, a brick wall, alien abduction, anything. I’d be going through it and away as fast as possible.

Hey now.

You said it was easy to parallel park. In my head I’m thinking “Well yeah, because you can just park it on top of a car of the space is too small,”

I actually called shotgun while I was on the ground. I rolled over on my back, and all I see are the other three looking at me. My only response was "Shotgun" and I figured I earned it.