Hearted for that.

I think that's fair to both parties.

Poor thing must have been terrified.

I'm originally from Las Vegas. I was in 8th grade jazz band when I got to play with Sammy Davis Jr. Also I was neighbors with Tony Spilotro (Joe Pesci's character in "Casino"). I hated growing up there but at least I got a few cool stories to tell out of it.

So let's say you are the owner of the bungee company. How do you make things right for this woman? Free t-shirt or partial refund?

The day I bring my 4.3k home, I'll find by brother-in-law in bed with my wife.

I know the day I bring this home, my brother-in-law (the one-upper) will be bragging on his new TV which is 4.1k.

And thus began the great East Coast vs West Coast headphone wars.

This article needs more "And third of all, fuck you."

This is pretty shitty news. I generally enjoy punishing my kids.

Please help me with the logic of sleeping with one person for the rest of your natural life? I still don't quite understand it.

Old shoe? It would be nice if she patted him on the head while she emasculated him on national TV.

1,2,3 Not it!

10 YEARS LATER - Divorce Papers

The husband-to-be affectionately refers to her as Ms. Dyson.

Pump the brakes, turbo. I have a Sony HTIB that I love. I think my question was a valid one. If you've got cheap speakers that sound good, will a vacuum tube amp make them sound that much better or does it require the nuances of more expensive speakers to really hear the difference of said amp?

Question: How much impact can a vacuum tube amp make when you are using cheap HTIB speakers?

Comcast Roach Motel: They get in but they never find jackshit to watch.

Waffle cones are so disappointing. They always smell so good but once you bite into them they are completely flavorless. And the mercury from the CFL always leaks out of the bottom. So annoying.

Finally a legitimate reason to request a woman to yell out "Multi-pass!"