I'm so jealous of this dude. The only thing I do 3 - 4 times a night is get up to pee.

How dare you! Ok. Maybe.

Too bad your second biggest personality flaw is not following through on your promises.

The new commenting system seems like it was designed by and for trolls. Sorry to see you being called a cunt and a whore.

Say what you want, but I miss the days of drama like this at Giz. It made it interesting. "And third of all, fuck you." was heard round the interwebz for weeks.

*sad trombone*

Doctor: "I know it's not appropriate to watch porn while I do open heart surgery but YOLO."

This was day was just made up to avoid reparations.

Confession: I ate 47 wings on "All You Can Eat" night at Hooters. I'm sure they lost money on me. In some small way, I'm contributing to the demise of Hooters. No need to thank me. It's what I do.

Yes. I do. It's the best damn blog I've ever read because I can identify with it.

Yes. I do. It's the best damn blog I've ever read because I can identify with it.

Yes.

This was the most fun I had watching a movie in a LONG while. Definitely worth renting.

I just went to their website. Apparently they have "Historic 1930's $8 Depression Dinners" —served Tuesdays and Thursdays 4-6pm

"Peacock claims he doesn't think it's just women who masquerade as gamers; he "hates poachers."

I feel pretty good about this apology. Thanks Kristen. ;)

If this were me, I'd roll the balls up to my chest and carry them in a Baby Bjorn.

"I think she's a character that lots of people can relate to, and lots of women can relate to, "

My baby, Hodor, just his said his first word, "Hodor". He's a genius.