I'm not passing judgement on anyone except creeps who feel they are entitled to pressure someone to do something that the individual has said they have no interest in. Was kind of the point of the article. Your need to be offended here greatly outweighs my desire to win this argument. Congrats.

No. I don't think I was passing judgement on anybody other than the person who continously asks for butt after he or she (I guess) has been told 'no'.

If you have to tell someone you are being sarcastic, your sarcasm sux. I have failed in this regard. I will try to sharpen my sword.

My thought: If the guy you are with asks, you can just say 'no'. If he then proceeds to beg and whine for booty, tell him that you'd be open to it if you can do it to him with a strap-on — the thought of that really turns you on.

This couldn't come at a worse time for Ivanka. I can't even imagine what she's going through right now. I will pray for a Christmas miracle for her and her family.

It goes deeper than that. He also trashed the in-laws pretty good in txts. Plus when Bill Maher and Jane Lynch act out your sexy tweets, you're going to struggle to make it as a couple.

Oh you're from Seattle. Then I'm sure you've heard this gem. If not. Enjoy.

Now that there is closure, the healing can begin.

"Maybe the real reason Koch's alleged adultery hasn't crested the national news is because we're so accustomed to a man exploiting his political authority for sex (a much more familiar narrative) that it seems like an exclusively male transgression and that any story of a woman exploiting her authority seems too…

You know they just glued a dragongly to stick and sprayed it with a garden hose, right? RIP little guy. May your wings take you where your legs could not.

Nicely done. Heart.

Nothing comes between me and my pajama jeans.

Mom: Oh. Sweet. I'm in heaven.

She's like Chris Farley, but I don't remember Farley taking so much shit for playing fat and unattractive roles. Perhaps we should just praise her for doing what she does with gumption.

Can't stop scratching. Oh God, I can't stop scratching!

Hey Lefty?

Meh. Needs a new list. I already have all this stuff.

Ugh. This brings back awful memories of when I was 15. I was in my bio class wearing all white when - you guessed it - goat blood began streaming down my legs.

@captainJack Stop it. Both of you are sucking the fun out of this kick-fl . . . Barrel ro. . . whatever the fuck that guy just did.