Holy "Raising Cain". It's going to come out that Mark has no sister but wears a wig on the weekends. She looks just like him.

snubbed.

If only he hadn't been so strung out on mead.

Or we could just bring back PE.

MMMMmmmm . . . you talking to me . . . Mmmmmm . . . I said are you talking to me . . .MMmmmm.

I guess my story breaks the stereotype in that my girlfriend broke down and begged me to fart in front of her.

Le Whif is great for when someone farts in your general direction.

That guy makes sucking caffeine from a shotgun shell seem very unmanly.

I'm an athiest so I'll need a little bit of help here. Is he wearing a ceremonial bolo tie?

But where is the love?!

Whitney is quite funny. BTW she writes for "2 Broke Girls" too.

I did that too.

Guess what just got added to my bucket list? This will fall somewhere after seeing the Louvre but before learning Canasta.

Bobcat Goldthwait

What doesn't kill me tastes like shit.

Those outfits look way too restrictive to do the chicken dance in.

To the woman dressed as a clownfish, I must say,

Her Ring:

I won't be impressed until she goes into Target wearing a red shirt and makes it out alive.

Good point. I have no iPhone or iPad. If I did, I would appreciate AppleTV more I suppose.