Exhibit B

But I went to college!

Never forget . . . the bleu cheese.

I know the yellow one is supposed to be a goof but I kind of like it.

I have a story about mine.

Oh hai there. It was partly a joke. It turns out that Office Manager nearly beat out Anne to host the Oscars. IMO the office Manager should have got it. But Anne is a lady. She would never stoop to such derisive comments about an Office Manager who is way more talented than her.

There must be something about him.

There's an ass for that.

At least it's not Magic.

It makes things . . . dramatic.

What? No mirror shoes?

BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

Those secretions are called angel tears.

The double streamer has scared me when it's happened. I thought I broke my penis. Also. Messy.

Yeah but it's only 720p

Out of office message for Erykah Badu:

Change it back to "fuck you". It was perfect.

Ratatouille just left me cold. Wall-E was still their most amazing movie.

"Oh no, here we go with the ad-ons."

So I'm hangin' with my shawty. She's lookin' fly — a real dime. We're just kicking it when she puts me on blast for flossin' in front of my hommies. I'm like, "Chillax, when you got the scrilla you got to shine." She then tries to murk my ass right in front of my boyz. So not rad to the max.