I've said this before but who decided that it would be cool to take exhaust fans out of hotel/motel bathrooms? I know they've replaced them with a low power/low noise exhaust fan that is constantly going but come on. When you are a family of four who's been on the road for 8 hours, consuming beef jerky and in-n-out…

No mention of Netflix raising their rates? Never forget.

Is four gay?

The humanity!

I just sent her an e-mail, asking her out but got an out of office message. :(

Umm . . . maybe it's been a while but playgrounds are for tweens and latch-key kids. Babies don't go there.

Parents don't hear it. They learn to tune out their children. Parents are just happy to be outside with other adults.

Is the Tilt-A-Whirl really worth this much commotion?

There is a big part of me that truly hopes these comments are all from the same dude living in his parent's basement.

I wore one in college that said, "I fight girls."

My wife was a paralegal for a firm that handled high profile divorces and would disagree with this completely. 99% of the time, it was an affair that already happened.

I mean 'forever' is a really long time, right?

Th-th-the huma-ma-ma-nity!

Make him fly mommy!

You win. :)

You need to dig under the surface a bit with the card. But the message is there.

He earned $300,000 in tournament winnings??! Move out of the way bitch, I'm fucking this guy.

Sounds like you are not too familiar with getting it either.

Real men play D & D.

Oh come on . . . please. It's a very nice product. You will like it. Can I put you down for 2 now?