What if I posted myself reciting the entire speech (word-for-word) in autotune? Would I be protected for doing a parody?

Either way, they must have some interesting crests.

At what point do the Lowcocks give up pride in family heritage and just change their family name?

Let me in already. I'm going to have a stack overflow.

And a virus.

It's because he gives out candy before your appt. rather than at the end.

Did you ever stop to think that the kid might be a prick?

I know a guy who does this out of the back of his van for like fifty bucks.

I pity the foo who take $1,000 of foo from me, foo!

"That's a birth mark. Now, not only do I feel massive, I feel ugly. Asshole."

I like where you're going with this.

I suddenly just pictured her in a string bikini with high heels, straddling a Hoveround scooter.

His midichlorians are off the chart (27,700). Hardly a boy — that's a man.

My wife told me she had Baby Fever so I gave her Infant Tylenol.

Ahh . . . I see you must have met my kids.

You gonna eat those tots?

Like a cat?

"but it would actually have been a good idea to list some useful/affordable items." I'll start with one.

Because you walked out of it, I don't mind spoiling the ending. This is what becomes of Tom Cruise's character: a lonely, old rich dude. Happy ending.

It's a great movie. You should see it.